Playboy Online Casino Opens! - Nude Slot Machines!

Men everywhere are rejoicing at the announcement of an all-new Playboy Online Casino. This project was started last year after an arrangement was reached between Cryptologic and Playboy UK.

And did I mention that it features nudity? More on that later.

If you ever played the Playboy video game from a couple of years ago (available on Xbox and PlayStation 2), you may immediately have flashbacks when you see the virtual casino floor. Your online icon can walk about the premises, rubbing elbows with other casino guests and lovely waitresses who happen to be dressed in the classic Playboy cocktail outfits. The floor is decorated in a majestic purple color scheme, and lights blink and flash as you visit the various table games and slot machines.

And as far as games go, the Playboy Online Casino looks to have everything that you would expect. Here’s a brief list:

Slots

Video Poker

Blackjack

Roulette

7 Card Stud

Omaha High

Omaha High/Low

Texas Holdem

Holdem Blackjack

And the jackpots seem to be climbing all the time. When I visited the site, I noticed that the Millionaire’s Club jackpot was up to over 5 million bucks, and the Rags to Riches jackpot was at $140,791 and rising.

And since Cryptologic is the maker of the popular Marvel Super Heroes line of slot machines, you can expect to pit your slot skills against The Hulk, Thor, Blade, and many others (with Wolverine and Captain America coming soon).

And while Playboy Poker is thriving (players can even win trips to the Playboy Mansion and get to hang out with Hef), the real highlight of the new casino are the two new models of slot machines which feature naked Playboy Playmates. And besides flashing their beautiful bodies, these ladies might also make you an instant millionaire. Win or lose, that sounds like a pretty good option to me.

Unfortunately, the Playboy Casino is not available to American players. Why? Well, go interrupt a Republican book burning for a moment and ask them. I’m sure they’ll say something about protecting the children.

If you live outside the U.S., then you’re in luck. The Playboy Casino is available in Canada, the UK, and any other country which has better things to do than pick on online gambling.

Playboy Online Casino Opens! - Nude Slot Machines!