Buy Sex and Get Gas at Legal Nevada Brothel

If you’ve ever wanted to get laid and get free gas, then I’ve got good news for you. In an effort to “stimulate the economy” (among other things), Bobbi Davis, owner of the legal Nevada brothel named the Shady Lady Ranch, will be giving out gas cards to all paying customers.

HOW DOES IT WORK?

Here’s how it works: Spend $300 (which gets you one hour of half and half, multiple positions and multiple climaxes) and you’ll get a $50 gas card. Spend $500 (which gets you about anything you want), and you’ll receive a $100 gas card. Davis is hoping that this will bring back some of the business she’s lost due to high gas prices.

STRUGGLING NEVADA BROTHEL INDUSTRY

Located in a yellow mobile home on lonesome Highway 95 north of Beatty, the Shady Lady Ranch is about 150 miles from downtown Las Vegas. Which means that, unfortunately, the $50 gift card would probably just about cover one round trip. Still, if you’re planning on visiting the brothel anyway, why not get a little extra reward?

The rising gas prices have hit the Nevada brothel industry hard, and the Shady Lady’s closest competitors, Angel Tails and the Cottontail Ranch, have been forced to close their doors in recent years. The problem is evident statewide, and a brothel owner in Southern Nevada labeled the situation “as bad as they’ve ever seen them.”

But Davis isn’t ready to throw in the towel just yet. She and her husband have operated the legal Nevada brothel for 16 years, and it has been voted Best Small Brothel for five consecutive years. At any given time, three to five ladies of the nigh (or day)t can be found working inside the elegantly decorated mobile home.

The promotion will run through the month of July or until Davis runs out of gift cards. Customers to the Nevada brothel can also earn gas cards by buying $300 worth of souvenirs (which include key chains, shot glasses, poker chips, coins and T-shirts).

The Shady Lady Ranch is open from 7am until midnight on Tuesday through Sunday, and from 11:30am until midnight on Monday.

BROTHEL OWNERS GO ON THE OFFENSIVE

Other brothels are also getting in on the act. Dennis Hof, owner of the famous Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Carson City, has offered to double the money of the first 100 clients to bring in their federal stimulus checks. So far, just under a dozen horny men have taken him up on the offer.

Always the self-promoter, Hoff explained, “What are you going to do, take your stimulus check to Wal-Mart? That money is going back to China. Give it to the hookers, and it will go to tattoo parlors and beer and massage therapists and hair stylists and manicurists. We’re keeping the money in America.”

Spoken like a true patriot.

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Buy Sex and Get Gas at Legal Nevada Brothel