Florida Man Calls 911 About Slot Machine

Watch out, dear readers. Apparently, slot machines will steal your money! At least that’s what a man in Tampa, Florida recently claimed during a 911 call. 47-year-old Carlos Gutierrez was recently playing at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, and he was less-than-pleased with the results of his slot machine session.

Of course, since we live in the age of entitlement, Carlos’ losses couldn’t just be the result of bad luck. No, the slot machine was up to something! So like many people in this day and age, Carlos decided to blame someone else for his misfortune - namely the slot machine.

He called 911 and reported the actions of the sinister slot, and he later left the casino and placed yet another 911 call.

Unfortunately for him, the local cops didn’t agree (no doubt on the slot machine’s payroll). They arrived and arrested Carlos, throwing him in jail on charges of making a false 911 call. While he’s being held without bail, the slot machine is still out there….plotting its next move. You’ve been warned.

He should’ve played at Bodog’s online casino. All the slot machines there have underwent a thorough background check, and not a one has ever been convicted of a felony (just a few misdemeanors here and there for indecent exposure).

There must be something in the water in Florida, as I also noticed a report of a Jacksonville man calling 911 to complain that the local Subway restaurant had left the sauce off of his spicy Italian sandwich. Maybe the slot machine was working the counter.

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